JACOB THE JEWELER SENTENCED TO 30 MONTHS IN PRISON!!!

You see…this is what happens when you try to be a gangsta!

(Yahoo) Jacob Arabov, AKA Jacob the jeweler, was sentenced to 30 months in jail this week for his involvement in a high stakes drug ring. The hip hop jewel maker pleaded guilty to falsifying records and giving false statements to federal investigators about his involvement with the Black Mafia Family. He was ordered the minimum sentence due to his extensive charity work and ordered to pay back $2.5 Million in fines.

WOW. How about that. See how the justice system works? When you got the doe, you got the door (pronounced doe for rhyme sake). I love how no one in the BMF was sentenced to jail for their involvement lol. I guess you just have to do your time here and there to pay off some debt (you saw Goodfellas right?). I’m sure when he gets out he’ll get more clientel because of his “street cred.”

OBAMA AND CLINTON TO JOIN FORCES!!!

(Yahoo) Democratic front runner Barack Obama (D-IL) and Senator Hilary Clinton (D-NY) will campaign TOGETHER for the first time since Senator Obama clinched the nomination. The two will appear together in Unity, New Hampshire (no really…no pun intended) to rally for the voters attention in preparation for the Presidential election in November. Senator John McCain (R-AZ) won the state’s Republican primaries and has since been back several times to campaign.

I bet you thought from the headline that Obama chose Clinton as a running mate huh? LMAO. Anyway this should be interesting. The word around water coolers all over the country that Obama and Clinton planned this whole thing out. They started wayyyy back in 04 and decided that whoever wins the nomination shall choose the other as his or her running mate. Honestly I think this it’s true. The “I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine” tactic has been used in politics since the slave trade. Who knows what will happen by November.

Tell me. Do you think Obama and Clinton would make a good ticket?

SHAQ DISSES KOBE IN FREESTYLE!!!

Ok I tried not to write about this…but it’s all over the place so I had to say something. Shaq dissed Kobe during a freestyle at a party in NYC for rapper Corey Gunz…right. The all-star center, who was obviously intoxicated, issued an apology this morning through ESPN for saying the line that’s caught everyones attention…and it goes a lil somethin’ like dis…”Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!” Yea that’s what he said. Check out the video and see for yourself.

 

I’m not sure what to say about this one. You know I’m a Kobe fan and I wanted him to win this year just to say he did it without Shaq. I’m sure Shaq was somewhere praying that the Lakers lost so he wouldn’t look like a fool for agreeing to that blasphemous Suns trade. I wonder what his words would have been if the Lakers would have won? I got 10 bones for the person with the best line.

Anyway Shaq also went on to diss Patrick Ewing which nobody seems to care about…that’s actually more  funny than the dis lol, and he made claims that Kobe ratted him out which led to his divorce. I think that Shaq did pay off women to shut their mouths I mean think about it…what makes you think that more NBA players don’t get involved in sex scandals. Shaq was bon’nin women too and I’m sure if he didn’t cut a few checks they would’ve spilled the beans just like they did on Kobe.

Anyway let me know what you think about the video. I have to be honest it sounds like a good hook.